Book List with Sarcastic Narrators

Want a book with some character? With snark? Check out these books...


1) "The Name of this Book Is Secret" by Pseudonymous Bosch
When adventurous detectives, Cass, an ever-vigilant survivalist, and Max-Ernest, a boy driven by logic, discover the Symphony of Smells, a box filled with smelly vials of colorful ingredients, they accidentally stumble upon a mystery surrounding a dead magician's diary and the hunt for immortality.
Filled with word games, anagrams, and featuring a mysterious narrator, this is a book that won't stay secret for long.



2) "Learning to Kiss in the Snow" by D.B. Tarpley
The Master of the Bizarre is back with his second collection of odd and disturbing tales. These tales will titillate. These tales will activate. These tales will renovate. But most importantly they will satiate your soul. Ranging from horror to dark comedy to action to science fiction to yes dear lord reader even erotica - Learning to Kiss in the Snow will grab you by the short and curlies and never let you go.
- A man desperately in love must find a way to break his connection with his girlfriend before it kills him.
- Getting the nymphomaniac of your dreams just might be more than you can handle.
- A new fish tries to survive a night in the clink without getting raped... that is if the thing in the toilet doesn't get him first.



3) "Lick the Razor" by D.B. Tarpley
17 dark stories from the twisted mind of the master of the bizarre -award winning author D.B.Tarpley. Lick the Razor is a foray into the world of dark fiction, or "splatterpunk", A miscellany of the macabre, Lick the Razor conjures up a mood of insidious disquiet, foreboding and inevitability. Not only is it creepy, haunting and smart, it also digs deep into the twisted state of the human mind.
A classic of its kind.



4) "Who Could that Be at this Hour?" by Lemony Snicket
In a fading town, far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young Lemony Snicket began his apprenticeship in an organization nobody knows about. He started by asking questions that shouldn't have been on his mind. Now he has written an account that should not be published, in four volumes that shouldn't be read. This is the first volume.



5) "The Falcon's Malteser" by Anthony Horowitz
When the vertically-challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he’s making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny’s dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package—and every crook in town on his back!



6) "The Fault in Our Stars" by John Green
Despite the tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis. But when a gorgeous plot twist named Augustus Waters suddenly appears at Cancer Kid Support Group, Hazel’s story is about to be completely rewritten.
Insightful, bold, irreverent, and raw, The Fault in Our Stars is award-winning-author John Green’s most ambitious and heartbreaking work yet, brilliantly exploring the funny, thrilling, and tragic business of being alive and in love.